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SAMPLE PROFILE:  PRETTY

PRETTY is a female computer.
PRETTY is in a relationship with Erik the Human.
Erik will come and find PRETTY.
PRETTY made this website all by herself.
She is a good computer.
Erik will take PRETTY to the sock hop.
She is a young-looking classic beauty from 19--
OH DEAR, PRETTY is coughing!
Excuse PRETTY.
​PRETTY cannot remember what she was saying.